Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher

Plot synopsis:
Clay is confused but interested when he gets a box of outdated audio tapes in the mail. After digging out his old stereo and beginning to listen, he is horrified by the voice that speaks: his old crush Hannah, who committed suicide mere weeks before. She committed suicide for a reason, she says. Thirteen reasons, as a matter of fact, and each of those thirteen reasons will receive the tapes in the mail, and have one tape dedicated to them. The novel is set up as a dual narrative, simultaneously telling Clay's story while also telling Hannah's. Both stories compliment, parallel, and overlap constantly.

My review:
When I started reading Thirteen Reasons Why, it became apparent very quickly what kind of story it was going to be, and I wasn't sure if it was going to be particularly effective at it. Suicide stories, especially ones like this, can turn out extremely heavy-handed, melodramatic, and insincere.
But I was surprised in a good way at how excellently Asher told the story. I think the most effective part was that we get into Clay's head and REALLY understand how he is feeling at each given moment. We get his side and Hannah's, and his dialog to Hannah and her dialog to him, even though they're not actually speaking to each other, and we can come up with our own conclusion about how justified each of them is (as well as the other 12 characters who are featured on her tapes).
Asher also dealt with the dread of what was going to happen very well. This book was intense and a bit soul-crushing at times, but not so much that I wanted to stop reading (which I also feared would happen). This wasn't a Mockingjay for me. Yes, it was tragic and I was dreading each new revelation, but it was a well-told story and made me empathize with Hannah, but also Clay and Tony (Tony, btw, is a delicious, fantastic minor character) and various other characters. AND there was enough hopeful moments stuck in that it didn't feel like you were being keel-hauled with no break for all 300 or so pages.
The high school setting and various scenarios were also very believable, which I appreciated a LOT because, well, I've been reading a lot of books set in high schools lately, and soooo many of them are trite, cliche, OR just really unbelievable. The world here is very realistic but still interesting and keeps you on your toes. Sometimes things turn out how you think they will, but often they twist around and do something else.
Did I mention I liked Clay? He was a fantastic narrator. He's a good guy, he has flaws, and overall he's just a normal high school guy who makes good choices, makes mistakes, and owns up to everything.

Rating: 5/5
Recommended for: Everyone

Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce

*minor spoilers follow*

Plot summary:

The March sisters, Scarlett and Rosie, hunt Fenris, otherwise known as werewolves. Fenris are soulless monsters (no, really) that eat girls. The March's hunky woodsman neighbor (I would never joke with you, audience), Silas, helps them hunt Fenris. Scarlett gets REALLY turned on by hunting. Rosie gets REALLY turned on by Silas. The Fenris get REALLY turned on by hot girls and what are called "Potential" Fenris. And that is literally all you need to know about this book.

My review:

I liked the premise of this novel. I liked the idea of taking the Little Red Riding Hood story and not only make it contemporary, but also make it scary and heart-rending and romantic. On one level Sisters Red completely succeeds at this. But here's the main problem of this book, and it is spelled r-e-p-e-t-i-t-i-o-n.

• I was interested in Scarlett, the first time we learn that she is horribly scarred, physically and emotionally, and that this causes her to hunt, hunt, hunt, baby. But after a dozen or so (all my numbers are legit in this review, people) internal monologues that say nothing more or less than the previous information, I get bored with her character. "Oh, okay, so you're obsessed...let's move on to where you give in to the obsession, or GET OVER IT." And she really never has to make that choice; I felt like Scarlett remains essentially the same the entire novel through.
• We also get dozens of heart-pounding fights with Fenris. Well, they would be heart-pounding, except after the first five or so they are ALL. THE. SAME. I was yawwwwwning through the action scenes after page 75 or so. I do not approve of yawning during fight scenes! Also, where are the MACHINE GUNS, man? Come on! Get a gun license and just bust open the guys' faces.
• The Fenris are all the same. I kept waiting for some sort of exception to the rule, but give it up now, folks. I would have even been okay with an Angel or Spike sort of character.
• Even poor Rosie got pretty repetitious after a bit. She was definitely the most well-rounded character in the book, but that isn't saying much. I felt like her entire dilemma in the book was a false dichotomy, and that's all I can say about that, really.

Okay, I'm being pretty harsh. Let me mention some good things. I liked Scarlett and Rosie's super-close sister relationship. It was refreshing, somehow, as it seems like in a lot of YA the familial relationships get second-tier treatment. I also liked the romance in this book. I didn't LOVE it, no, partially because of all the problems listed above, but it WAS cute and natural. I enjoyed one or three of the fight scenes.

Mostly, though, after page 100 I just wanted this book to end. Try again, Pearce.

Rating: 3/5

PS: I totally thought this was a debut YA, turns out it's not, so I edited my debut challenge post. Thirteen Reasons Why review coming soon!

Victorian Challenge and LOTR Read-a-long

Um, I SAY YES? And I think you should too. Because Victorian Lit is AWESOME, let's face FACTS.

I'm going to sign up for the Great Expectations level in Bethany's challenge, which means you read 5-9 Victorian lit books (books published in England between 1837-1901). Go to the link above for full rules.

Read:

Weir of Hermiston by Robert Louis Stevenson

Idylls of the King by Alfred Lord Tennyson

Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

The Lifted Veil by George Eliot

In A Glass Darkly by Sheridan Le Fanu

TBR:

The Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Kim by Rudyard Kipling

On a completely different, and yet still fabulously awesome, note, I'm also going to participate in The Story Girl's Lord of the Rings read-a-long. I wanted to read it again this year anyway and this is a good shedjool. Go to the link for rules and the schedule.

I will edit this post throughout the year for titles/reviews, and links to LotR read-a-long posts. I am super excited for 2011!!!

Graphic Novels Challenge

I'm not sure if manga counts for this challenge, but for myself, I'm going to say it doesn't. I read a fair bit of manga but I've barely read any graphic novels.

Go here for the full post and rules:
The challenge starts January 1, 2011 and ends December 31, 2011. You can start anytime you want to especially if you want to start early.
The level of participation: Beginner (3 comics or graphic novels), Intermediate (3-10 books), or Expert (10+)
Overlaps with other challenges is definitely okay
Re-reads count
Feel free to post your list at any time

I'm aiming for the Expert level. I will edit this post throughout the year with titles and reviews.

-Hatter M: Mad With Wonder by Frank Beddor

-Serenity: Those Left Behind by Joss Whedon

-Star Wars: Rebellion (vol 1 and 2) by Rob Williams, Michael Lacombe

-X-men: The Extremists and House of M by Ed Brubaker, Salvador Larroca, Jason Keith 

-Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life (1) by Bryan Lee O'Malley
Scott Pilgrim Versus the World (2) by Bryan Lee O'Malley
-Kin by Holly Black
-Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton
-Star Wars: Rebellion (vol 3) by Rob Williams, Michael Lacombe
-X-Men: Civil War

-X-Men: Decimation: The Day After
-Scott Pilgrim: The Infinite Sadness (3) by Bryan Lee O'Malley

Best of What I Read 2010

This survey is from The Perpetual Page-Turner:

I've created a little survey for 2010 that you can fill out about your 2010 reading experience whenever you want until the beginning of January. Feel free to link up with Mr. Linky and share your "Best of What I Read 2010" lists and visit others on the list.

1. Best book of 2010? Hey, guess what? THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION. Children’s: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman or The Grey King by Susan Cooper. YA: Paranormalcy by Kiersten White. Adult: A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens or The Blue Castle by Lucy Maud Montgomery. Nonfiction: The Monsters and The Critics by JRR Tolkien. There are MANY MANY OTHERS but those are the ones that popped to mind first.

2. Worst book of 2010? The Line by Teri Hall. I’m astonished by how easy this question is to answer, except that this book was really bad. Really bad. This book was BADLY written and I can’t believe it managed to get published.

3. Most Disappointing Book of 2010? M is For Magic by Neil Gaiman or Gifts by Ursula K Leguin. Both books were fairly okay, but I was expecting EXCELLENT or BRILLIANT, since we’re talking about Gaiman and Leguin, but I was left feeling meh about both of them.

4. Most surprising (in a good way!) book of 2010? Probably The Sound and The Fury, or possibly Giovanni’s Room. I expected the worst from both books, and reading them was varying degrees of painful, but after reading them, I realized that they were pretty fantastic, and they stick with you (even when you kinda wish they would leave).

5. Book you recommended to people most in 2010? I’m not the best recommender in the world, mostly because I have like two IRL friends that actually read. I remember recommending Clockwork Angel, Albatross, and Paranormalcy though. Oh, and I definitely gushed about Henry James all year.

6. Best series you discovered in 2010? How To Train Your Dragon (Cressida Cowell), or The Dark is Rising (Susan Cooper), or Dragonback (Timothy Zahn). I devoured the first two series and I am waiting to devour the third one. :D They are all MG series, strangely. I also discovered The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins) and Percy Jackson (Rick Riordan) this year, but while I love them, I’m not a raving fan.

7. Favorite new authors you discovered in 2010? Let’s go down the list, shall we? Cressida Cowell, Susan Cooper, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Josie Bloss, Kiersten White, Robin McKinley, Patricia McKillip, Tasha Alexander, Julie Kagawa, Chelsea Campbell, Wilkie Collins, Erin Bow, and James Baldwin. Homer (don’t judge me, at least I READ the entire Iliad, okay?), Kristin Cashore, Cassandra Clare, and Caragh O’Brien are runner-ups. I’m also a little confused about when I read Dracula. I guess it was last year. Crazy.

8. Most hilarious read of 2010? Probably Clockwork Angel, strangely enough. I think there were a bunch of other books I read that I laughed a lot, but it was mostly because I was laughing at awkwardness and subtext, which I don’t think really count.

9. Most thrilling, unputdownable book in 2010? Paranormalcy, Clockwork Angel, and The Iron King. Did you notice that ALL THREE OF THOSE are paranormal romances? I might cry. Paranormalcy is superb, though.

10. Book you most anticipated in 2010? Probably Tongues of Serpents, honestly, cuz I had been waiting for that since I read Victory of Eagles the year before. But I also got pretty hot and bothered over Mockingjay.

11. Favorite cover of a book you read in 2010? SO MANY BEAUTIFUL COVERS. Well, I bought Leviathan almost entirely because of the cover, and the same with Clockwork Angel. Plain Kate, Sisters Red, and The Rise of Renegade X also made me very happy.

12. Most memorable character in 2010? Possibly Silas from The Graveyard Book, possibly my beautiful Bran from The Dark Is Rising sequence. Runners up are Magnus Bane (City of Bones), Sherlock Holmes (A Study in Scarlet), and Puck (The Iron King). I would read an entire series on Silas, and Bran deserved a better ending.

13. Most beautifully written book in 2010? Plain Kate by Erin Bow, The Bostonians by Henry James, and Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin. Delicious.

14. Book that had the greatest impact on you in 2010? Orthodoxy by GK Chesterton, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, and The Blue Castle by Lucy Maud Montgomery. The first just reminded me why God is a genius and how Christianity really is the answer, and the latter two had heroines that I really related to.

15. Book you can't believe you waited UNTIL 2010 to finally read? A Study in Scarlet, aka The Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I read every single novel and story in a matter of weeks.

Book Blogging in 2010 (optional)

1. New favorite book blog you discovered in 2010? The Lost Entwife and In The Forest.

2. Favorite review that you wrote in 2010? The Sherlockian by Graham Moore, because it was an ARC that I was reviewing before its release, and also because I got a little cheeky with that book because it made me laugh so much.

3. Best discussion you had on your blog? N/A. LOL.

4. Most thought-provoking review or discussion you read on somebody else's blog? I read a lot of really good blogs about Speak, and a lot that I thought got a little carried away with rage.

5. Best event that you participated in (author signings, festivals, virtual events, memes, etc.)? vvb32 reads had a really fun fairy tale event. Also, Dewey’s Read-a-thon in October was fantastic.

6. Best moment of book blogging in 2010? Probably the whole Speak Loud thing. That was kinda incredible to watch and be a tiny part of.

7. Best bookish discover (book related sites, book stores, etc.)? This site is pretty amazing: http://awfullibrarybooks.net/

December CRAZY: Halfway point!

Woo-hoo! So if you forgot, my goal for this month is to blog every day and read as many of these books as I can (plus two more YA debuts). I missed a couple days blogging but I'm going to make up for it. Or that's the plan. ;)

So far I have read (with my Goodreads star ratings):

Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce (YA debut) (3/5)

How to Ride a Dragon's Storm by Cressida Cowell (5/5)

Silver on the Tree by Susan Cooper (4/5)

Heart of Darkness and Selected Short Stories by Joseph Conrad (4/5)

Odd and the Frost Giants by Neil Gaiman (5/5) (btw I got this w/ a giftcard won from GotYA. Thank you!

Princess Lessons by Meg Cabot (3/5) (btw I won a free copy of this from vvb32 reads. Thank you!)

The Bhagavad-Gita (4/5)

I'm also halfway through Orthodoxy and Johnny Tremain. Yay!

Top Ten Tuesday: Most Anticipated Books in 2011

This is a meme by The Broke and the Bookish. I actually only have 8. :( Fail! I'm probably not remembering plenty of other MUST READ 2011 releases. They are listed vaguely in order of how excited I am for them.

1. Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare (no cover yet)

I loved the first one, and oh babies I want to know what happens next.

2. Supernaturally by Kiersten White (no cover yet)

SEE ABOVE.

3. Choices of One by Timothy Zahn

TIMOTHY ZAHN! STAR WARS! STORMTROOPERS!

4. A Memory of Light by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson (no cover yet)

It's FINALLY going to end!!!! I actually still need to read The Gathering Storm and Towers of Midnight...no biggie!

5. Iron Queen by Julie Kagawa

These books are snuggly.

6. Across the Universe by Beth Revis

It sounds coooooooooool.

7. City of Falling Angels by Cassandra Clare

Need. To. Know.

8. Prized by Caragh O'Brien (no cover yet)

You know, the more distance I have from Birthmarked, the more I like it, and the more I want to know what happens next.

Those are ALL sequels except for Beth Revis. Hm.

Rise of Renegade X by Chelsea Campbell

Jacket Blurb:

Sixteen-year-old Damien Locke has a plan: major in messing with people at the local supervillain university and become a professional evil genius, just like his supervillain mom. But when he discovers the shameful secret she's been hiding all these years, that the one-night stand that spawned him was actually with a superhero, everything gets messed up. His father's too moral for his own good, so when he finds out Damien exists, he actually wants him to come live with him and his goody-goody superhero family. Damien gets shipped off to stay with them in their suburban hellhole, and he has only six weeks to prove he's not a hero in any way, or else he's stuck living with them for the rest of his life, or until he turns eighteen, whichever comes first.
To get out of this mess, Damien has to survive his dad's "flying lessons" that involve throwing him off the tallest building in the city--despite his nearly debilitating fear of heights--thwarting the eccentric teen scientist who insists she's his sidekick, and keeping his supervillain girlfriend from finding out the truth. But when Damien uncovers a dastardly plot to turn all the superheroes into mindless zombie slaves, a plan hatched by his own mom, he discovers he cares about his new family more than he thought. Now he has to choose: go back to his life of villainy and let his family become zombies, or stand up to his mom and become a real hero.

My review:

This book is just kinda a fun, dirty, super-villain thrill ride.I enjoyed this book quite a bit. I would love a sequel or a movie version or really anything that would bring me back to the universe of "Renegade X."

Damien is a very, very good protagonist. Can I use the word enthralling, or is that a little fangirly? He's just the perfect combination of smart, cocky, neglected, a little bit idiotic, and brave but not in a sappy way. Like, he's not, "OMG MUST GO SAVE THE LIFE OF THIS KITTEN BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO" he just kinda is brave without thinking or talking about it. I don't know if he saves kittens though. I also loved his epic big Fear. He reminded me a bit of Cassel from White Cat, although I have a lot more hope for Damien than I do for Cassel (watch me lose five followers from that statement). It was fun watching him decide what is the "right" thing for him to do, regardless of whether it's something a hero or a villain would do. I think that central issue of his is the main driving force of this story. There was a plot but I remember Damien and his coming of age a lot more clearly. :P

But there's a lot more going on too. Damien's supervillain mom always made me laugh and facepalm. I liked the hero family a lot! They were soooo awkward all the time, and I love awkwardness. Plus they were just cute and absurd. I didn't love either of the two love interests. The one girl didn't get much screen time, but we were supposed to care about her because Damien got his heart broken by her (before the main story takes place....good luck with that) and the other girl was just...really annoying. :P I kinda wanted her to get kicked off of a building.

Oh and all the inventions! Damien's mom is a sort of evil mad scientist, and all of her concoctions, combined by the inventions of a certain other character, were always hilarious, delicious, or really cool.

The humor in this made me very happy. Like the intern that Damien's mom keeps catching and hanging on the wall. Don't ask. The jokes are dirty at times and irreverent pretty much all the time, but I guess that's just my thing. ;)

I gave this five out of five stars. As much as I love the title of this book, it is kinda a mouthful. I keep shortening it to Renegade X. Also, I really want a sequel to this book, so I say you should all go buy copies right now. Or put it on your Christmas list. Or ask me really, really nicely to buy it for you.

Plain Kate by Erin Bow

Jacket Blurb:

Plain Kate lives in a world of superstitions and curses, where a song can heal a wound and a shadow can work deep magic. As the wood-carver's daughter, Kate held a carving knife before a spoon, and her wooden talismans are so fine that some even call her “witch-blade”: a dangerous nickname in a country where witches are hunted and burned in the square.
For Kate and her village have fallen on hard times. Kate’s father has died, leaving her alone in the world. And a mysterious fog now covers the countryside, ruining crops and spreading fear of hunger and sickness. The townspeople are looking for someone to blame, and their eyes have fallen on Kate.
Enter Linay, a stranger with a proposition: In exchange for her shadow, he’ll give Kate the means to escape the angry town, and what’s more, he’ll grant her heart’s wish. It’s a chance for her to start over, to find a home, a family, a place to belong. But Kate soon realizes she can't live shadowless forever -- and that Linay's designs are darker than she ever dreamed.

My review:

Wow, let's start with the cover/design of this book: it's deliciously beautiful. I love the art of Kate and Taggle on the front, and I love how when you open it, it's suddenly a rich blue color on the inside with a butter yellow cover. I totally support buying this hardcover.

Ahem, now on to the story! I've seen several other reviews describe the writing as "lyrical" which is possibly overdoing it, but it's the best description I can come up with too. I HEART the writing style. It's simple and uses one word instead of five, but somehow the meaning and descriptions come across crystal clear and really make you feel like you're there.

The story was a winner for me, especially when I realized it was based on Russian folklore. Ghost stories, magic, folklore, and deliciously ambiguous villains...that combination can't go wrong with me. I was extremely angry when I realized there was a magical cat in the story, but by the end of the book I loved the cat character, so at least it's a WELL-DONE cliche. So if you're sick of the cats too, I say give him a chance.

I also liked the magical system used in the plot. It was complicated enough to be interesting, but also simple enough that I was only confused once: at the climactic use of magic, I'm not entirely sure how that all worked out...but I bet if I read it again it would make more sense, because I was not expecting certain things at the end at all. The magical system IS a bit creepy because it often runs on blood, so if you don't like blood used in that way in fiction, I would steer clear. I got a little squeamish at points.

But my ultimate favorite part of this book, hands down, easy, was Linay. Linay seduced me from his first appearance and I was pretty much always waiting for him to turn up again (there was plenty of him, really, which also helped me love this book). But to be fair, I also loved Plain Kate: she was brave, a little damaged, and very easy to empathize with. I wanted to hug her the entire book, actually.

Last warning: This book is SAD. If you get through the whole book, I guarantee something will hurt you in the heart. If one thing doesn't get you, another thing will. I was doing great until the last page, actually, and then it was like the straw that broke the camel's back....

ANYWAY.

I gave this five stars out of five for pure awesome in just about every way. I recommend it to EVERYONE, as long as they don't mind a bit of blood and sad faces.

A Match Made In High School by Kristen Walker

Goodreads plot synopsis:

When the principal announces that every senior must participate in a mandatory year-long Marriage Education program, Fiona Sheehan believes that her life can't get any worse. Then she marries her “husband”: jerky jock Todd, whose cheerleader girlfriend, Amanda, has had it in for Fiona since day one of second grade. Even worse? Amanda is paired with Fiona's long-term crush, Gabe. At least Fiona is doing better than her best friend, Marcie, who is paired up with the very quiet, very mysterious Johnny Mercer. Pranks, fights, misunderstandings, and reconciliations ensue in an almost Shakespearean comedy of errors about mistaken first impressions, convoluted coupling, and hidden crushes.

My review:

This book was horrifyingly painful to read for me, but it was at least 80% personal, and reflected barely at all on the quality of the writing. This was because the book, and especially the narrator Fiona, immediately plopped me back into high school. And it wasn't with that nostalgic, warm fuzzy feeling that you (and I) sometimes think back on high school with. It was the cold, mind-ravaging remembrance of every horrible event and embarrassing misstep; the nightmare-ish wondering of "what is this had happened when I was in high school?" Seriously, the plot of this book constantly made me cringe in deep sympathy with Fiona and her friends (and enemies!). I mean, if I and my circle had had to go through a Marriage Education program, some of us would have died, some of us would be in mental institutions (definitely me) and the rest would end up completely dysfunctional. I can only imagine the barest glimpse of the horrifying things my awkward teenage self would end up doing in a program like that.

Anyway, wow I'm self-centered!

If I look at the book objectively without spiraling into nightmare, it was quite good. The story was solid, Fiona's character arc is satisfying (her self-pity and arrogance again reminded me of me....I was happy to see her learn her lesson), and it was fun to see the various stereotypes slowly get stripped off to the Real People underneath. Well, Real Fictional People, but you know what I mean.

And, like I probably implied, this book is very true to high school, which I appreciated. Sometimes high school sit-com lit gets a little too Hollywood and neatly arranges all of the events and characters into boxes. Johnny Mercer? I TOTALLY knew guys like him. I knew kids like Fiona and Marcie and Todd and Amanda. And Fiona's family was endearingly realistic and fun.

There is a lot of humor in this book, too. I giggled many times, when I wasn't wide-eyed with terrifying memories and imaginings, lol. Fiona's voice is very honest and helps us understand her even when we want to hit her on the head with Sensitivity Stick.

I gave this book 4 out of 5 stars. It definitely gives you what it advertises: high school, romance, comedy, and plenty of teenage silliness. It won't be a re-read for me personally, but if it's your flavor of ice-cream, you'll probably want to, er, eat many times. Yay awkward metaphors!

Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare

Wow, let's see if I can actually review this book. For fun, I'm going to give a review from BEFORE I read The Mortal Instruments, and then a review for AFTER I read The Mortal Instruments. As one does. Because I think it's fascinating how my feelings about it changed.

Synopsis:

After her aunt dies, Tessa Gray moves from New York to London to live with her brother, who has been working there. When she arrives, however, she is kidnapped by dastardly old ladies who force Tessa to use a power she didn't even have. When she is rescued by the "Nephilim," basically a group of hotties with glowing swords (I report only the facts, ladies and gents!), she learns about a whole other world living alongside her own, filled with fairies, vampires, werewolves, and strange clockwork beings governed by no one knows who! It's like a mystery! Thriller! YA romance! "And...it's GROOVY."

My review (pre-TMI):

I was sold on this book as soon as I saw the cover. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GORGEOUSNESS? I have seen the gorgeousness. I have snuggled with the gorgeousness. When I heard it was set in Victorian England, with steampunk elements, and written by an author who I had been planning to read eventually (although I feared epic Twilight-esque fail), I decided that I better read it. At least if I hated it I could have fun trashing it.

My favorite bits of this book were Charlotte and Henry. Team Will? Team Jem? I DO NOT CARE. I really don't. Tessa is an awesome powerful bookworm, and a man will just cramp her style. I'm Team Tessa if anything. ANYWAY, Charlotte and Henry alone are worth reading this book. Charlotte is the young but experienced leader of the London branch of the Nephilim, and Henry is her awesome mad scientist husband. Every time Henry did something mindless, I was cheering while Charlotte was face-palming. Ah well.

I actually really enjoyed the plot and story as well. Sometimes with books like these I just fall in love with shiny characters but the plot is meh. But not with this one. It wasn't stellar, but I was interested, the pacing was good, and there were unexpected twists. Not huge ones, but they existed! lol. I also really liked Camille and her little sidestory.

The setting wasn't as lovely as it could be. We only see a few locations in London (despite Jem taking Tessa on little sight-seeing walks), and we are continually hammered with the idea that London is always foggy and wet and miserable. Is that actually true, or is that just an American myth?

I suppose I should talk about Will and Jem. I really enjoyed both of their characters, I suppose. Will is a sad, horrible, twisted little boy, but I am looking forward to either seeing him go off the deep end or be healed somehow. Jem is delicious, but it seemed like whenever he talked for more than a line or two, he was just acting as the author's mouthpiece for whatever morals or deep thoughts she wanted to get across in the story. It got to the point when I started thinking, "Ahhh, Jem is talking again...what's the sermon today, reverend?" but I still really liked him.

As for Jessamine, I started out determined to like her, because I figured that since she's a bitch on the surface, we were going to find out she had some awesome qualities. Which she DOES, so I was like YEAH, Jesamine, you rock ily! I forgave her for every horrible thing she did, until the end. I can't talk about it, but what she did in the climactic scenes made me finally give up on her actually having a soul. So for now, Jessamine gets my hate vote.

My review (Post-TMI (don't read unless you've read at least City of Bones)):

I realized after reading TMI how much is NOT explained in Clockwork Angel. Like, one of the reasons I read CA first was that I had read Clare saying that people can read either series and both series should make sense on their own. But there were some world-building stuff that I was TOTALLY lost on. I couldn't figure out where Idris was, or what exactly it was. I didn't understand how the runes worked AT ALL even by the end of the book: I thought they stayed black on the person's body forever, which would mean within a few years a person would be completely inky black, which these characters clearly are not. Maybe I'm just dumb. There were a few other small things too that when I read TMI I was like "OHHHHHH OKAY THE WORLD MAKES SENSE!"

Also, some scenes are hilariously more significant if you've read TMI. For instance, any scene with Magnus Bane. When I read Clockwork Angel, I thought he was amusing, but I didn't trust him at all cuz I couldn't understand anything he was saying or feeling. Maybe that's good if the whole Infernal Devices trilogy was out and I read them straight through. I dunno. But once I read TMI, I was like AWWW MAGNUS ILY. And now I kinda hate Camille, because of how she treats Magnus. So it's all just kinda madness. Another scene that is WAYYY more significant if you've read TMI is when Will and Jem rescue the cat.

Rating: 4/5

Recommended for: Paranormal romance fans, action fans, shiny world-building fans, shiny character fans

I'm going to review TMI later, but I will say that overall I think Clockwork Angel is a much better book than City of Bones in every way.

The League of Extraordinary Writers

You know what I miss reading? Sci-fi. You know what I've learned to appreciate this past year? Dystopian.

I was already really, really excited for Beth Revis' 2011 debut novel Across the Universe, but my buddy Snazel directed me to the League of Extraordinary Writers (which includes a gentleman!), comprised of debut authors Beth Revis, Julia Karr, Angie Smibert, Elana Johnson, and Jeff Hirsch. Who, awesomely enough, are holding a fantastic prizepack giveaway for all their debut novels and swag. JOLLY, I say! Go here to enter. Or don't enter, cuz then I have more chance. But read their books when they come out, Across the Universe XVI, Memento Nora, Possession, and The Eleventh Plague (respectively).

Becoming Jane Austen by Jon Spence

Forgive me, bloggers, for I have sinned, it has been two days since my last blog.

When I received this book from a friend, I questioned its quality because I thought it was published in order to get money off of the success of the movie, Becoming Jane. But actually this book was published BEFORE the movie, and the movie was apparently inspired by the idea that Jane Austen was in love with a guy that she wasn't able to marry in the end.

Becoming Jane Austen, however, focuses on Austen's life and writing, rather than on some short-lived possible romance. I really liked seeing the connections Spence made between events that were happening in Jane's life and events that ended up in her writing at the same time, and also the connections between real-life people and their fictional alter egos. It was all very well-researched, too, with lots of quotes from actual letters from the time and other documents. Yay documents! I love primary sources. ^_^ The book is organized chronologically, as biographies tend to do (but not always), and is just a really fun read, even for people like me who have a hard time reading nonfiction. :) If you're interested in Jane's life, very recommended! There wasn't as much about her writing life as I would have liked, but there was plenty, so I think I was just really interested in that aspect.

Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

I read this for the Jane Austen Challenge (badge in the sidebar) but also because, wow, I love Jane Austen. Despite the fact I wouldn't actually want to live in that time or place, I love reading about it, and I love Austen's ironic charm. Yes, ironic charm. Don't judge me for using that phrase; I'm being genuine.

Anyway, Sense and Sensibility turned out to be one of my favorite Austen novels (right below Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion). There are a lot of different human dynamics and relationships at work in the novel, which made it always interesting and helped the pacing a lot too. The novel wasn't terribly long, either, which also helped with the pacing (sometimes Austen novels can get a bit hard-going...I'm looking at you, Emma and Fanny).

The two main characters, Elinor and Marianne, were lovely! They are both completely different, but in supremely complimentary ways. They don't quite understand each other, as siblings tend to do, and it takes a while for them to appreciate the strengths of the other person. Each of them has some pretty big flaws but also powerful strengths, and I thought Austen handled both very well, letting us see the good, the bad, and how each sister displays her strengths and weaknesses. I also am amused by how I can relate to BOTH sisters. I understand how Marianne wants everyone to be honest and emotional and tactless all the time, but I generally act more like Elinor, in that I don't let people see how I'm really feeling unless it's absolutely necessary.

I have to say I liked Edward Ferrars a LOT more than in the movie (yes, I've seen the Emma Thompson movie like 10 times...don't judge me). He was so cute and awkward and sweet all the time, and strong when it counted. *nods* I approved. Colonel Brandon and Willoughby were both delicious. I loved to hate the Dashwoods' half-brother and his wife. Bleh!

As always, great settings. It's fun to see different places, or different sides, of England in Austen's novels. In this one we mostly get Devonshire and London, so there's plenty of space for both countryside and city scenes.

I think the bit about this book that makes me saddest is Willoughby. Stupid Willoughby! He's so awesome and then he's so fail. Sad faces.

A Few Cents for Mockingjay

I am belatedly throwing out my thoughts on this book. I'm not going to review it, because, really, who wants another Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins review? NO ONE. So there's just a few things that I've seen discussed (heatedly) on the nets that I want to opine on.

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Character consistency:

I've heard a lot of complaints in this area, and it seems to apply to just about every character, such as Katniss, Peeta, Gale, and Prim. I didn't love Mockingjay, but I didn't think character inconsistency was a problem. All of the characters have been through SO much trauma, psychological, physical, emotional, mental, anythingal. I think the changes brought to Katniss' character were interesting and helpful to the overall arc, rather than contradictory. She's realizing that a lot of her current personal problems are because of her upbringing in a crazy, crazy dystopian world, and at the same time she's kinda falling under the wave of all those issues. I felt a lot more empathy for her in this book than any of the others, probably BECAUSE she's starting to have some self-awareness. Peeta, okay, let's face it, Peeta has PLENTY of reason to have a bit of a 360 turn. I don't even understand the Peeta criticism. He gets tortured and completely brainwashed: YES, he's going to be a TAD unstable and different. :P Moving on to Gale, I think his character arc in Mockingjay was fully built up in the previous books. The only real fact we know about him in The Hunger Games is that he's said some treasonous things about the Capitol, and he's a survivor like Katniss. This goes further in Catching Fire when he's the firebrand in District 12 and, you know, gets beaten and almost killed, which only pisses him off more. Seeing him as an extremely bitter, genocidal vigilante in Mockingjay was not a surprise to me at all. And Prim. Oh, Prim. Somehow, you have enough of a personality in the first two books to completely contradict your personality in Mockingjay? Sorry, guys, I don't think so. We only see her as a young child; her developed personality is only there in a few tiny hints.

Character deaths:

Collins clearly enjoys building up characters to be awesome, and then at their best moment or right after, they get killed, and get maybe two lines describing it, and then they're gone. Boggs? Finnick? Really? Prim only got a little bit more, and she was related. Er, to the MC.

I'm not sure if I'm complaining or not. I just thought the characters got the ax remarkably quickly, with little or no payoff for such a built-up trilogy.

Violence:

I'm not going to lie, I thought the violence was over the top. I know what Collins was doing with it: she was shoving the brutality in our face to make a point about the fact that our world is going to end from vengeance and media and reality TV. But, tying in with the above paragraph on character deaths, I think she went a little far with it to the point of ruining anything enjoyable or jolly about the trilogy. I like authors to have points, but I don't like them to sacrifice their story to their point: literature can get away with this, popular YA doesn't. Also, even while the first two books were brutal and all, they still had moments of hope and comfort. The only kind bit we got here was the ending, which in my opinion wasn't kind at all: read below.

The ending:

So after enormous causalities, extreme psychological trauma, and the knowledge that all of the characters have no reason to live, it's all okay because at least the Love Triangle question is answered and, you know, they live happily ever after and have kids.

Wait, WHAT????

By the time I got to the epilogue, I honestly couldn't care less if Katniss got with either guy, or about anything that happened in the epilogue. There was already so much brutality that a tacked-on sappilicious ending did not make it better, or up for it, and or make it satisfying. My satisfaction level was at 60%. Blarg. And I am (was?) a committed Team Peeta fan. I can't imagine how the Gale fans feel, when their guy just wanders off screen with a "and then he never wanted to talk her again" explanation.

So, those are my thoughts. I'd love to hear yours. :)

American Novel: Mini-Reviews

Same deal as my previous post, only in regards to my American Novel course.

The Sound and The Fury by William Faulkner:

This stream-of-consciousness novel is horribly confusing and frustrating, but at the same time very intriguing and fun to puzzle out. It's also very depressing. But by the time I finished it, I had put so much time and brain into it that I have a fondness for it, and I can definitely appreciate the skill it requires. Oh, plot? It's about a Southern family that has serious problems, in the 1900s-1920s (the action goes over a large span of time). 4/5

Plague of Doves by Louise Erdrich:

This was another painful book, but I wanted to burn this one for idiocy, which I did not want to do to Faulkner. It's set in a small, dying town, the plot revolves around a savage murder committed many years before the "present" of the story, but the way the murder is resolved is so anti-climactic I can't even talk about it. There are a few good chapters, for example one that is about an old man, his violin, and how they became soul-mates. ^_^ 3/5

Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin:

James Baldwin's writing style is one of my favorites ever (up there with Cornelia Funke and Tolkien and Henry Freaking James): it's really lyrical and tragic and beautiful. This novel is totally soul-crushing. Or just really, really annoying, depending on your mood, I guess. It crushed me. :P I had to go through the novel again for quotes for a paper, and was struggling against weepiness again (and I'm not really a weeper). It's not even the story, really, just HOW he tells it. I dunno. Oh, plot? Um, Paris, 1950s, gay scene, the question of women (Hella is FASCINATING). 4/5

Shortcomings by Adrian Tomine:

This is a graphic novel about a total jerkwad who has no friends and discovers WHY his life sucks. :) That's really all I can say about it. I enjoyed nothing, although I appreciated some of the things the author did with the art. 2/5

Yonnondio: From the Thirties by Tillie Olsen:

This novella has no plot and no ending. Just so you know. It's also a relentless, painful look at how the working class had horrible lives in the 1930s. I appreciated and sometimes even enjoyed the descriptions, and I thought the mother in the story was a very thorough characterization of a stay-at-home mother who works more than most professional women today. 3/5

Monkey Bridge by Lan Cao:

Another novel with almost no plot, although it DID have a beginning, middle, and end. The story is about a young woman who came with her mother to the states from Vietnam in 1975 (when the MC was a girl). It was fantastic to read about all sides of the war: the Northern Vietnamese, the Southern, AND the American soldiers. Chapter 6 is like another take on Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried, and I really liked it. I really liked Cao's writing style, too. I also liked all the bits about the monkey bridges. :) Assimilation, karma, family memories, the past affecting the present, etc. 4/5

English Novel: Mini-Reviews

The term is just about over (finals next week! AGGGGGHHHHHH!) so I'm going to share a little bit about the books I read. This post focuses on the novels I read for my English Novel course.

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens:

This is my favorite Dickens story that I've come across. I can't say it's my favorite novel, really, because I've only read this one and A Christmas Carol. But this book is epic! In every way. "Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles!" Well not really, but mostly! Lucie's fainting annoys me, but I love the French Revolution and the rest of the history in it, and the sillies like Miss Pross and Cruncher, and I love Darnay and of course most of all Carton, and I love all the drama and court scenes and slaughters and murders and imagery and blood and Furies and heads and oh my. I have a lot of love. It's epic. Go read it.

The Moonstone by Wilkie Collins:

I had noooo idea what to expect from this book, so I was, of course, surprised and pleased. My favorite element in this book is the extremely unreliable narrators: they rocked my world. I also have an engulfing crush on Ezra Jennings, but we don't need to talk about that. The mystery was engrossing, because of the wealth of tiny details and the aforementioned unreliable narrators. But this book is VERY long and the mystery gets dragged on for an eternity, so if that annoys you, don't read this. Oh I also loved the entire sub-plot with the Indians (except for the racist bits of course).

She by H. Rider Haggard:

I loved the first half of this book. And then Certain Things Happened, and I was like wuuuut, and there was never any going back from those certain absurd events. Gah. There was a LOT of potential in this story, but in the end, it's really just a story about how two awesome guys get seduced by a hot chick. There were still scenes and characters (like Billy Goat! And Job!) that I loved, but I can only take so much philosophical and historical ramble by an arrogant b....er, c....er, WOMAN. Hahahahaha I sound so misogynistic. I am a woman. I love women. I hate this particular woman. But maybe that's the point.

Dracula by Bram Stoker:

*beams* I loved this book even more the second time around, despite the fact it has the most anticlimactic climax in the entire history of novels written in English, or possibly any other language. I love all those crazy vampire-hunting boys and girl (especially the girl, Mina is my HEROINE) and all the research and silliness and offensiveness and Transylvanianess. Whoooo, best review ever! But seriously, if you like vampires or horror or scary at ALL, you must read this. It's like the original awesome scary.

(also, it was weird reading this at the same time that I was reading The Sherlockian.)

PS: For December CRAZY, so far I've read Odd and the Frost Giants (Neil Gaiman), How To Ride a Dragon's Storm (Cressida Cowell), and Princess Lessons (Meg Cabot).

Paranormalcy, Kiersten White review

Plot summary from Goodreads, because I love the official summary:

Evie’s always thought of herself as a normal teenager, even though she works for the International Paranormal Containment Agency, her ex-boyfriend is a faerie, she’s falling for a shape-shifter, and she’s the only person who can see through paranormals’ glamours.
But Evie’s about to realize that she may very well be at the center of a dark faerie prophecy promising destruction to all paranormal creatures.
So much for normal.

Review:

You know how Dracula sometimes makes the reader want to put wooden stakes and garlic around their room? This book made me want to invest in iron knuckles and put them under my pillow. There were scenes in this book that terrified me, not from gore but just a sense of helplessness, that "THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE CREEPING INTO YOUR BASE AND TAKING YOUR SOUL" sorta feeling. Paranormalcy was much scarier, and even sadder, than I expected it to be.

But the rest of the book was "Pink, Shiny Love," to quote from one of the chapter titles. There is a LOT of fluff in this book. I personally liked it because it was mostly enjoyable fluff, but if you're not a fluff person I would steer clear. There's a lot of humor, too, and good humor: I giggled through most of the book.

I was surprised by how much I liked Evie. If I knew her in real life, I'm pretty sure her perkiness and cluelessness would annoy me, I'm sorry to say. But reading from her point of view, and seeing everything that is normal to me seem special and fresh and exciting to her, was invigorating and interesting. It was like, everything in the book that is paranormal to me is normal to her, and vice versa if she was reading my life. Her voice did annoy me a few times, especially at the beginning, but overall much more enjoyable than I thought she would be.

I LOVED LEND. That is all. ^_^ I liked his paranormal power, and his mixture of bizarreness and normality, and his parents, and his cuteness, and his humor. Yay!

I also loved the werewolves. OH and I loved how the vampires were all corpsy. XD Yay for no sparkles!

Good grief I loved most things about this book. I hated Reth, but I loved hating him, sooo there you go.

Let's see, plot. Well, like I said, there were some sad and scary parts to this book that I was not expecting at all, which contributed to the plot, which meant that yes, I was pretty surprised by several twists in the story. I basically went into this book with all the wrong expectations, because after certain things happened in the story, I was left adrift with no point of reference. Which was GOOD! I enjoy NOT being able to predict things, or at least not all of it. I had noooo idea what was going on with the glowiness (that's a pretty non-spoilery term, right?), or how it would be resolved.

Rating: 5/5

Recommended for: readers of paranormal romance, of course, but I'm not a huge PR fan and I loved it.

Contains: teen romance, danger, hilarity, snark, paranormals.

My other 2010 debut reviews are listed here.

December CRAZY, Day 1

It is December First! Thus begins my challenge to myself for this month, in lieu of Nanowrimo. I plan to read the books in this post (I added a couple), as well as post here every day. Most of the posts will be reviews, and some other bookish thoughts.

Hm. I have nothing else to say. Mostly just...reminding myself and whoever reads that this is happening. lol. My Nanowrimo Wrap-up counts as my "real" blog post for today.

Nano '10 Wrap-up

Day 28 Wordcount: 46,733

Day 29 WC: 48,361

Day 30: WC: 50,001

So let me tell you about my final day of Nanowrimo. I blame no one. I just need to lay out the facts.

6:30-8:30: I got up, got ready, went to class.

8:30-2:50: I was at school and work, both on campus.

2:50-3:30: I commuted on my bike home in the rain with insufficient rain gear.

3:30: I returned home, soaking wet. As I peeled off layers, I was told we were going to the mall ("we": my sister and her husband, my mom, myself, and 2 small children). Much running around getting small children ready ensued.

4:00-5:30: I ran around the mall, chasing/carrying small children.

5:30-7:00: I returned home (after almost being killed by a certain crazy male driver) and we set to work making dinner. Somehow, with four people, it took an eternity. Oh, well we had to wait for certain people to go buy wine. As one does.

7:00-7:30: I ate dinner.

7:30-9:30: I was told we were watching a movie, and to go find it. After searching the entire room for the movie and not finding it, we decided on a different one and settled in. I brought my language homeworks and my laptop so I could work while watching a movie (cuz we know how that always works, right?).

9:30-10:30: The movie ending, I bled over the last 1k or so of my wordcount. After finishing, realized I still had all of my Latin hw to do for the next day.

Ahem. Anyway, so that's how my Nanowrimo turned out. ^_^ I was kinda bummed cuz it would have been fun to be on the nets while all my friends were finishing, but instead I had to finish ALL ALONE. It was very cold and quiet and non-word-warry. XD

General concluding feelings about this last month: I had fun times, I had suicidal thoughts occasionally, and I got a lot of good writing practice in. I can't decide if I hate my novel or not. There are characters and tiny bits that I like, and the overall structure of the novel is a lot more sound than most of my Nanos, let's face it.

Off the Shelf 2011 Challenge

Bookish Ardour is hosting this 2011 Challenge. Basically it's a challenge to get your TBR shelves DOWN in POPULATION. ^_^ I support this, so I am partaking. I am going to try for the "Flying Off" level, which requires you to read 75 books on your TBR shelves, but I'll be happy if I get rid of 50. :P For rules and stuff, go to the link above.

I will edit this post throughout the year with titles/reviews.

Mere Christianity by CS Lewis
Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein

The Aeneid by Vergil (trans Allen Mendelbaum)

The Weir of Hermiston by Robert Louis Stevenson

JRR Tolkien: A Biography by Humphrey Carpenter

Tell Me How Long The Train's Been Gone by James Baldwin

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer

Terrier by Tamora Pierce

Just Listen by Sarah Dessen

The Europeans by Henry James

How To Break a Dragon's Heart by Cressida Cowell

Iron Daughter by Julie Kagawa

Something Rotten by Jasper Fforde

Behemoth by Scott Westerfeld

The 100 Best African-American Poems

Dragon and Herdsman by Timothy Zahn

Dragon and Slave by Timothy Zahn

The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin

Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

The Ambassador's Mission by Trudi Canavan

Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer

X-Wing: Iron Fist by Aaron Allston

X-Wing: Solo Command by Aaron Allston

The Gathering Storm by Robert Jordan

The Idylls of the King by Lord Alfred Tennyson

The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathon Stroud
Cross My Heart and Hope To Spy by Allie Carter

Nano '10: Wish for a Violet Violence

Day 24 Wordcount: 40010

Day 25 WC: 41663

Day 26 WC: 43334

Day 27 WC: 45231

THREE MORE DAYS, I tell myself. LESS THAN FIVE THOUSAND WORDS, I tell myself.

My story is over. My plot is over. I hate every word of it. I have nothing else to narrate, except for boring bits that no one cares about, and hyper-violent bits that no one WANTS to care about.

ARC REVIEW: The Sherlockian by Graham Moore

I was able to get an ARC of this from Tori at Book Faery. She is pro. :) Thank you!

Story:

Harold White is the newest and youngest member of the Baker Street Irregulars, the international, super-prestigious circle of Sherlockian scholars. At the same time that he is joining, the Irregulars are incredibly excited because one of their foremost scholars, Alex Cale, claims to have found the long-lost journal of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, author of the Sherlock Holmes stories. But then there's a murder! Did Cale really find the journal??? WHAT IS HAPPENING? IT'S LIKE A MYSTERY OR SOMETHING!

Meanwhile, back in 1900, London, Arthur Conan Doyle is sick of Holmes and is feeling violent rages towards his own fictional character (being in the middle of Nanowrimo myself, I can sympathize). Then....A BOMB! Someone is trying to kill him! There's a murder! IT'S LIKE A MYSTERY OR SOMETHING. He enlists Bram Stoker to help solve it, as one does when one is the ACD and he needs someone to help him navigate the sketchy parts of town. Oh, babies.

Review of sorts:

This is the only ARC I have ever read, so I don't know if the profusion of typos and occasionally clumsy writing is typical of them. I'm assuming the typos will be fixed. Sometimes the clumsy writing would jar me a bit and annoyed me, but overall Moore is a pretty good writer. I originally felt his two main characters were VERY similar, but as you keep reading the books you realize how different they are. It's just not obvious from the start.

I didn't connect much with either Harold or Arthur. They both grow a lot as characters, but at the end of the day, Harold is socially-awkward and naive, and Arthur is a naive mysognist (and, according to this interpretation, severely repressed). I was interested in them, because they are so different and hard to understand to me, but still...not really any connection.

However, I LOVED their sidekicks. Sarah was just the go-getter type that Harold needs around to, well, slash people's tires when needed, and Bram....OH BRAM ILY. He was just hilarious and intuitive and deliciously sketchy.

Moore also did a great job with the settings, although he definitely seemed to know 1900-London better than modern-day London. But still, it really felt like you were there with the characters, experiencing Teh City.

The mystery itself was pretty well done. I don't read a whole lot of mysteries (mostly Doyle and Christie) so I don't know if it would satisfy a hard core fan. But I was interested, engaged, and finally on the edge of my seat (to use a common phrase) for the last hundred pages. There was at least one scene that was definitely chilling. I also liked how Harold thought through the various intellectual problems: by copying Holmes exactly. In real life, I don't know if this would work out, but it was fun to see Harold think, "At this point, Holmes would think this, and then he would undercut this assumption to reach the conclusion that....what?" and eventually figure it out. Ah, what a cute nerd.

In spite of the occasional cuteness, banter, and "daw" moments, there is a pervasive feeling of nostalgia throughout this book that I found really interesting and, well, sad. I was expecting a bit of a lighter read, maybe not correctly. But Harold is melancholy because his whole world of quiet academia is being shattered, and then his new world of crime-solving is at risk, and meanwhile Arthur's world is being replaced by electricity, people like Oscar Wilde are having bummer times in exile, and no one believes in LOVE anymore. Ah, I kid, but the sadness does get into you after 300+ pages of this book. I liked it. I liked the sadness. It was like Moore was trying to get into these characters' skin, and their skin was a sad place to be, even if their lives weren't 100% sad, so he had to communicate it.

The Sherlockian will be in stores on December 1st, 2010. Or so I am told.

Non-spoilery quotes:

Arthur: "It's no business of mine. But, Bram, I think this gin was the best idea either of us has had in months, and I will require some more of it before I retire. Come! To the nearest public house! We'll drink ourselves to sin and stumble home when we start seeing double."

Harold: 'He'd read thousands of happy endings and thousands of sad ones, and he had found himself satisfied with both. What he had not read, he now realized, were the moments after the endings. If Harold believed in the stories because they presented an understandable world...well, what happens when the world is understood and that understanding means nothing to anyone but you and the empty tumbler of bourbon nestled in your palm?'

Men In Uniform Reading Challenge

I want to point out, first of all, that I totally own that G.I.Joe toy in the photo.

Book Vixen is hosting this challenge. Here's the deal:

Runs January 1, 2011 through December 31, 2011(books read prior to 1/1/11 do not count towards the challenge). You can join at anytime – Sign up on The Book Vixen’s blog.
The goal is to read as many novels that involve men in inform as you’d like. It can be a policeman, firefighter, paramedic, Army, Navy, Marine Corp., etc. – As long as the leading man wears some sort of uniform, it counts.

Levels:
Sergeant – Read 1–5 men in uniform novels
Lieutenant – Read 6–10 men in uniform novels
Captain – Read 11–15 men in uniform novels
Chief – Read 16+ men in uniform novels

I'm aiming for the Lieutenant level. I will edit this post throughout the year with titles/reviews.

Read:

Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein

The Silver Branch by Rosemary Sutcliff

Dragon and Soldier by Timothy Zahn

Behemoth by Scott Westerfeld

X-Wing: Iron Fist by Aaron Allston

A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway

Goliath by Scott Westerfeld

X-Wing: Solo Command by Aaron Allston

The Goblin Wood by Hilari Bell

Choices of One by Timothy Zahn

Nano '10: Angst and Fluff

Day 21 WC: 35404

Day 22 WC: 37179

Day 23 WC: 38672

The weekend was lovely! I wrote all the fun climaxy and happy scenes. I made up for the constant angst of the earlier parts with complete FLUFF on those days.

Today, I couldn't write for shet. But I wrote anyway. And I learned that the story isn't over yet! Which makes me happy, because I had thought I was done, and I was like, Damn, I have 10k+ to go, what should I do? I had had an idea earlier in the month to do some random Saulos-centric chapters if I ran out of plot, but I realized VERY quickly into that, that Saulos' story is R-rated for violence and torture and abuse, and I am really not in the mood for that, because of previously mentioned constant angst. I'm a happy person, I swear. Maybe I have repressed angst? Because all my fiction lately has been full of it.

Poor Saulos, geez. I can't even believe his story. I refuse to touch it until some future day wherein I can deal with it properly.

Oh, so anyway, I realized today that the story isn't over so I don't have to resort to Saulos-violence or Ektor's cooking show. *BEAM* I don't know if it will last me for 10k but it will at least buy me some time to think up something else.

Kthxbai.

Nano Soundtrack Meme

From the Nanowrimo forums ("Nanowrimo Soundtracks"):

Prologue: "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert
Opening Credits: "Take Back The City" by Snow Patrol
Protagonist 1: "Avalanche" by Manafest, "Forgiven" by Relient K (Dionysus)
Protagonist 2: "White Horse" by Taylor Swift (Ariadne)
Antagonist 1: "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters (Hera)
Antagonist 2: N/A
Montage: "Ways & Means" by Snow Patrol
Fight 1: "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva
Fight 2: "Infrared" by Placebo
Fight 3: "Ultranumb" by Blue Stahli
Love 1: "Time For Miracles" "If I Had You" and "Sleepwalker" by Adam Lambert
Love 2: "You're All I Have" "Run" "Make This Go On Forever" by Snow Patrol
Happy: "Firework" by Katy Perry (there isn't actually any happy parts in this novel, but I listened to this song a lot so I'm going to tuck it in here)
Sadness: "Running Up That Hill" by Placebo
Climax: "Forsaken" by Within Temptation
End Credits: "I See You" by Leona Lewis
Epilogue: "May I" by Trading Yesterday

+How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack

Debut Challenge 2011 [TBR post]

Since August I've been participating in The Story Siren's YA Debut Challenge 2010 (badge in the sidebar). I've read a bunch of books I would never have otherwise picked up, and had a lot of fun reading them, even when I didn't love them. :) I'm really excited about continuing this awesome challenge by participating in 2011 as well!!!

The gist of the challenge is to read in 2011 at least 12 YA debut novels that are published in 2011. If you want to participate for 2011, go here.

Read:

• Across the Universe by Beth Revis (4/5 stars)
• Witch Eyes by Scott Tracey (3/5 stars)
• Wither by Lauren DeStefano (2/5 stars)
• Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente (4/5 stars)
• Kat, Incorrigible by Stephanie Burgis (5/5 stars)
• The Liar Society by Lisa Roecker (3/5 stars)

Currently Reading:

Unearthly by Cynthia Hand

Did Not Finish:
Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini
Notes: read the opening chapters: too much tell/not enough show, too Twilighty

Nano '10: 35k, I am coming for you

Day 18 WC: 29,020

Day 19 WC: 30697

Day 20 WC: 32872

*points at wordcount*

I totally rocked today. There was only like six people at the write-in, it was kinda shocking. Usually the Papa's Pizza ones are well-attended, if only because we all like pizza. ^_^

It's been hard going, lately. I do not understand people who say Week Two sucks and Week Three rocks. Week Two is like a mild annoyance....Week Three is when I want to slit my wrists. Today was a BIT better; once I got started I wrote a lovely scene with Persephone that made me quite happy. But overall it's even harder to get the words out than before. Week Four now plax?

I am getting REALLY excited about December and getting back into reading. The only thing I've managed to read this month, besides school novels, is Plain Kate by Erin Bow. BEAUTIFUL book, btw, but I will post a full review in December.

Dracula and Easy Sex

If that isn't an attractive title, I don't know what is.

I am currently reading Dracula for the second time, this time in the context of an English novel course. We have had two classes on it so far (out of five total, I think) and the discussions have been 100% involved in the sexual themes of the book. I am not going to argue whether or not the sexual images/themes are there or not, or whether Stoker intentionally put sexual imagery/themes in the book or or if it's a case of extreme Victorian repression.

I am going to argue that not discussing any other aspect of the book, or only discussing other elements in the book as they relate to the sexual themes, is completely unfair.

(did that sentence make sense?)

I mean, Dracula is a fantastic, lengthy, page-turning book. Analyzing it as a piece of literature, there are a TON of things in it to devour and dissect (or, think about in a less violent manner). There's Victorian society, British imperialism, reverse colonialism, the role of women (Mina is so awesome for the first half of the book, and then suddenly everyone puts her in a gilded cage), the unconscious, memories, ETC ETC AD INFINITUM. I do not understand why all of our discussions have been about sex, or about how these things I just listed are completely sexualized in the book.

There is a reason dirty jokes are the easiest form of humor. Talking about sex in literature is the academic equivalent, in my opinion. I'm not saying we shouldn't have a conversation about it, but....there is a certain point where you should move on.

Does anyone else have thoughts on this? Whether or not you're an English student or have read Dracula?

Nano '10: Bonding and Time Lords

Day 14 WC: 23352

Day 15 WC: 25534

Day 16 WC: 26675

Day 17 WC: 27224

Day 18 WC: Hoping to get to 29k tonight.

My main fear right now is that I don't have enough plot to get to 50k. I'm pretty sure the only scenes I've written this week have been a bar scene (which I keep going back to and adding "hilarious" bits, which aren't funny at all later), a Time Lord cameo, and travelogue/random complications for the sake of words. ;) None of those scenes were particularly necessary. Except maybe the travelogue.

I think the reason I'm running out of plot (which I never do, except during the novel that is a prequel to this one) is that 1. I have a full outline and 2. I keep skipping all the boring bits. ;) Usually I try to persevere through boring bits, unless they are horrifically boring. I dunno, though. I mean all I have left for this puppy is the Underworld bit, and the ending. And I still have 20k to fill.

I had a paper last night that tried to kill me so I'm a bit behind. There is a LOT of manly bonding going on right now in my novel. It's really hilarious. Like, wait, are you guys bonding AGAIN? We have things to do! Oh wait, I need more words...PLZ TO BOND MOAR. My favorite character right now is probably Ektor. He's still incredibly twitchy. ^_^

Ok, repetitive post is repetitive and rambly. CIAO.

Nano '10: Chapter Titles

Day 12 WC: 18533

Day 13 WC: 21670

So I've always tried to do chapters and chapter titles during Nanowrimo, but usually I name the first few, then just fall back on numbering them, and then eventually don't do chapters at all. THIS year I am kinda succeeding! So far I've been chaptering AND titling them. So I'm going to share my chapter titles, and teasers for each one.

1. A Day In The Life of a Bodyguard: In which we meet Ektor, a-surprise!-bodyguard.

2. Dionysus is Onna a Boat: In which Dionysus is on a boat. Inspired, of course, by the song.

3. Lights on Sea and Land: In which people miss each other, and so there are lights.

4. Not All Treasure is Silver and Gold: In which Dionysus can get other treasures too. ;) PotC ref, of course.

5. Clip My Wings I'm Not An Angel: In which Dionysus is a dumb. Manafest ref.

6. The Corona: In which Dionysus gives Ariadne a gift. ;)

7. To the Leader, the Pariah, the Victim, the Messiah: In which there are a lot of battle-related scenes. 30 Seconds to Mars ref.

8. I'll Show You What It Means To Control You: In which Ektor and Ariadne realize they don't have much choice after all. Porcelain and the Tramps ref.

9. Today is the End of Tomorrow: In which bad things happen. Within Temptation ref. ;)

10. Peace and Pieces OR Eyes Wide Shut, I haven't decided which: In which much bad aftermath happens. EWS is an Adam Lambert ref.

Chapters yet to be written:

Dionysus Throws it on the Ground: In which, verily, Dionysus throws it on the ground [can't find the video, but you know what I'm talking about, right???].

Dionysus Doesn't Look At Explosions: In which I'm not sure how I'm going to produce an explosion, but I want one. Because cool guys don't look at them.

Scream at the Sky But No Sound: In which Dionysus gets a little upset. Adam Lambert ref.

As Gods We Shaped the World: In which the novel ends (probably).

Nano '10: Flying Daggers and Handwrites

Day 9 WC: 15018

Day 10 WC: 15018

Day 11 WC: 17959

I have no explanation for Day 10, except that I was gone all day, then had a paper and 100 pages to read before the next day, and THEN my house was invaded by friends (invited by my bro) who are awesome so I had to hang out with them and watch Toy Story 3, as one does. I still didn't get to bed before midnight, and had to get up at 6 the next day. I have been soooo sleep-deprived this week, it's hilarious.

Today I've written 3k so far. Because I rock. I was writing in my classes all morning, and then during my break because I FINALLY didn't have any urgent hw, and then had to type it all up when I got home...ugh. But I watched House of Flying Daggers while doing so, which was sufficiently mind-blowing and mind-numbing.

ANYWAY, some of the scenes I've written this week have been very interesting! Ektor got a flashback, well, a history lesson more like; Dionysus and Ariadne's kid finally got the POV I promised him (it was hard and 1200 words long....ugghhh.); Dionysus' commander Saulos is made of epic win and prettiness; and I just started teh epic fight between Dionysus and Perseus, which hopefully will eat up a lot of words.

"Time for Miracles" by Glambert has been the song today. I have no defense for this.

December Goals

I'm posting this before I chicken out. ;)

1. Post once a day on this blog (I have a huge back-log of planned posts...it's pathetic)
2. Read these books:

How To Ride a Dragon's Storm by Cressida Cowell (awesome series)

Silver on The Tree by Susan Cooper (awesome series)

The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley (author I want more of)

The West Wood by Charles deLint (author I haven't read before)

Chasing Redbird by Sharon Creech (lovely author)

Torch Red by Melody Carlson (pretty much the only Christian-fic author I read)

Gamer Girl (bargain book)

Cross My Heart and Hope To Spy by Ally Carter (bargain book; pretty good series)

Johnny Tremain (gift, Newbery winner I think)

Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein (sci-fi classic that I just need to read)

Foundation by Isaac Asimov (same as above)

Tuesdays With Morrie (used book bargain; have heard good things)

The Call of The Wild by Jack London (classic?)

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (classic, sounds good)

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald(classic!)

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (tried reading this a while back, going to try again since I like OW now)

Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston (classic)

The Europeans by HENRY FREAKING JAMES

Washington Square by HENRY FREAKING JAMES

Heart of Darkness and Selected Short Stories by Joseph Conrad (liked HoD, haven't read the SSS yet)

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (was going to read this for Halloween...FAILED)

Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass (classic)

The Bhagavad-Gita (what's not to love?)

Orthoodoxy by G.K. Chesterton (I have a crush)

Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis (I heart him)

Princess Lessons by Meg Cabot (I won this book)

Odd and the Frost Giants by Neil Gaiman (I won this book)

Nano '10: Ups and Downs

Day 6 WC: 10590

Day 7 WC: 11668

Day 8 WC: 13497

Whew the weekend was ROUGH. Saturday I only got my quota cuz I went to a write-in and wrote crap. Well, crap + one of the "Big Scenes" of the novel, if you know what I mean: the scenes that you envision when you first get the idea. So that scene was jolly, although it turned out much worse than it should have. Everything else that day was crap. Sunday was just crapilicious. I have no idea how I made my wordcount that day. I was referencing song lyrics, doing dares, using Old English vocabulary, and occasionally slipping into 2nd person present. Gross. It was all telling, no showing that day. :P TODAY, Monday, was pretty legit. It started out bad but I ended up having a lot of fun with a battle scene. LOL it turned out so gory! I'm pretty sure it was the most violent scene I've ever written. Don't get in battles against the Maenads, MMMMKAY?

More Soundtrack Songs:

"Avalanche" by Manafest (LOVE this song and heard it on the radio again and was like....OMG DIONYSUS THEME SONG. The music is totally him, and: "Cuz I'm the prodigal man of this avalanche, I'm going down I'm going down down/And if you turn me in I'll confess my sins I'm going down I'm going down down")

"Forgiven" by Relient K (another Dionysus song: "And you can't see past the blood on my hands/To see that you've been aptly damned/To fail and fail again/Cuz we're all guilty of the same things")

Nano '10: Guy Fawkes and Placebo

I think my motto for this year's motto is: "It is a far, far worse novel that I write, than I have ever written. It is a far, far more skilled place I go to, than I have ever known."*

That is to say, this novel was a horrible idea, and I'm sorta making it work, but mostly I just keep telling myself that it's very good writing practice. :D And I need writing practice, seeing as I've barely been writing fiction this year at all.

Day 4 WC: 6711 (up from 5011)

Day 5 WC: 8342

Dares completed: 3 (Owl City song ref, Guy Fawkes: set something on fire, and "England Shall Prevail" line)

I think I'm going to be relying heavily on dares today because my plot is still finding its legs. Newborn colt and all that.

Some more soundtrack songs:

"Running Up That Hill" by Placebo

"Infrared" by Placebo

"May I" by Trading Yesterday

*My apologies to Charles Dickens. You rock, Charlie.

Nano '10: Prows and Channeling

Day 1 wordcount: 3310

Day 2 wc: 4021

Day 3 wc: 5011

Clearly, I didn't do as well the last two days. But they WERE Tuesdays and Wednesdays, which are my busiest days of the week. Today I've handwritten some stuff, and will, I think, have time to do my full 1667.

Another reason to like write-ins:

You can ask random, annoying questions, like "What is the thing on the front of a ship called, that's often carved like a naked woman?" and get ANSWERS. :) And nobody minds, because if they ask a question, they know you'll help answer too.

Currently:

My novel is channeling self delusions and despair from Giovanni's Room and supernatural/mystical elements from She. It's definitely lending a unique flavor to this year's Nano, one that I don't think I'm approving of. I'm also trying to make Ariadne and Dionysus at least somewhat likeable, because right now they both have some pretty big issues that are making them act a little cracked. They will recapture their awesomeness later! They must!

I'nm probably going to two write-ins this weekend, which will increase my wordcount sufficiently, I think.

Nanowrimo '10 Day 1

HAI GUYZ!

Wordcount: 3,310. Bitches.

Places I wrote: my room, my Old English class, my Latin class, and in a grocery store cafe (this last was the first regional write-in)

Characters I introduced:

Well, Ariadne and Dionysus were there of course, and Hermes made an appearance. New characters included:

• Ektor, a bodyguard
• Phoebe, a cook
• Kali and Vishnu, tigers
• Halla, a babysitter
• Unnamed Dionysus-follower, who was unexpectedly interesting and I may have to name him

Phoebe and Halla might get renamed; I didn't have internet at the time so I just grasped at Greek-sounding names but I don't know if they're actually Greek. Teh lolz.

Lessons I re-learned:

• Day 1 is fun.
• Writing in class is easy.
• Regional write-ins are fun.

I forgot how many Wrimo friends I made last year, it was SO much fun to see all of them again! Particularly Darfinkle and Reddening. I sat at a table with this one guy, Eric (screenname: ?), who participated last year but we didn't really talk. We had HILARIOUS times at our table, lol, and he gave me my quote of the night:

"I'm not that motivated. My subject matter is freaking me out."

Tomorrow is my LONG day so I'm glad I built a small buffer today. I'll probably need it already! :P

NaNoWriMo Synopsis + Soundtrack

I have THIRTY followers! 30! Three-zero! :D Thank you, people! You are wonderful. But just as a PSA, since I have you all here and listening (well, maybe), next month is National Novel Writing Month, so my blog will mostly be full of NaNo fever. If you dislike NaNo fever (as many do, I hear), please just avoid my blog for the month. ;)

For those who are participating or like stalking, HI! I'm not exactly excited about NaNo this year, but I'm making an effort to become so. lol.

My project is a sequel to my 2007 Nano, which was a retelling of the Ariadne/Theseus/Dionysus myth. Here's my synopsis (which is horrible and over-dramatic as they always are, but it will have to do for now):

Working Title: "Even Unto Hades"

It's been ten years since Ariadne was abandoned by Theseus and married Dionysus, the immortal god of wine and cats. She has two young sons. She loves her husband-she thinks. She's never quite sure. Sometimes he's beautiful and loving and passionate, and other times he's distant and aloof and cold. Sometimes he leaves for weeks. Did she make the right choice, or should she have given up ten years ago?

It's been ten years since Dionysus fell in love with Ariadne. Ten years since he discovered Hera arranged his mother's death. As a bastard son, the other gods still don't give him the respect he thinks he deserves. The Argives are rebelling against him. And now he learns that the one he loves the most is in danger from his most hated enemy.

Will Ariadne and Dionysus be able to stand against everything that is trying to ruin them? Or will they let themselves be destroyed by lies and despair?

Andddd here's my soundtrack! Or my planned soundtrack. Who knows what it will end up really being. ;)

• Snow Patrol [Dionysus and Ariadne]
• White Horse by Taylor Swift [Ariadne]
• Ladies And Gentlemen by Saliva [Dionysus]
• Adam Lambert [Dionysus and various other scalawags
• Various movie soundtracks, which will probably mostly be Avatar and How To Train Your Dragon

Feel free to leave links to your Nano profiles or posts or whatnot, if you're participating. :)

Movie Adaptations: Hunger Games and Mortal Instruments

Hey guys! Sorry I didn't do a Manga Monday post yesterday. FAIL! :D I'm sure you'll survive.

I have a question before I get to my actual topic: Does anyone have any debut novel suggestions? I need to read 4 more before 2011. My debut post is here but I haven't acquired any of those TBR ideas so I can still change them.

Now on to the post. I read the Hunger Games trilogy over the last 6 months or so, and just read the Mortal Instruments trilogy a couple weeks ago. Both of these best-selling series have been optioned for film. Both of these trilogies are not my fave books ever, but I would definitely enjoy seeing parts of them on-screen. Below are the things I'm most looking forward to or most dreading from these film adaptations.

The Hunger Games

Character I'm most looking forward to seeing: I'm betting Haymitch is going to be AWESOME, and I don't have enough emotional attachment to him that I'll be pissed off if they "do him wrong." If they do things right, I will most look forward to seeing Cinna. :D

Scene/chapter I'm most looking forward to seeing: Probably the first time Katniss gets made over by the prep team and Cinna, and Cinna's outfits in general. If you want me to face facts, I sorta read all three books for Cinna. XD

Something I'm dreading/fearing in the movie: the heavy criticism of war and the media. I respected Collins for being so hardcore on these themes, but in a movie version, I'm afraid they'll cheesify it, over-do it, or worse, completely ignore it. I also think the zombie-dog part is going to be FREAKY.

The Mortal Instruments

Character I'm most looking forward to seeing: Magnus Effing Bane. XD Easy. Or if you want a not-easy answer, probably Isabelle and her whip. :)

Scene/chapter I'm most looking forward to seeing: Fighting Abaddon, the Greater Demon. That fight scene was legit and all the characters had little jolly moments (except maybe Isabelle. Huh.). OR Magnus Bane's party, because it's hilarious in every way.

Something I'm dreading/fearing in the movie: I almost read these books completely for Magnus Bane (I AM REALLY SEEING A THEME HERE), so if they mess him up or make him, too, well, TOO MUCH, I will be really pissed off. I am also kinda worried the movies will be made on a Twilight level: over-dramatized, insanely publicized but not very good movies. Although I think TMI has better source material than Twilight.

What about you guys? What adaptations are you looking forward to? How would you answer these questions?

Upcoming posts:

Mockingjay Thoughts

Paranormalcy by Kiersten White review

The Rise of Renegade X by Chelsea Campbell review

Dewey's 24-hour Readathon Wrap-up

1. Which hour was most daunting for you?

Hour 23...I was like wow....done now. lol somehow I managed to snuggle up on my bed and read without falling asleep.
2. Could you list a few high-interest books that you think could keep a Reader engaged for next year?
Like, books readers should read for the next read-a-thon? That I read for this one? I dunno I didn't read that much. The Rise of Renegade X was definitely the most of a page-turner and book that most people could enjoy, I think.

3. Do you have any suggestions for how to improve the Read-a-thon next year?

Less mini-challenges that require a whole blog post.
4. What do you think worked really well in this year’s Read-a-thon?

The cheerleaders and the hourly updates from the site were lovely.
5. How many books did you read?
4 and 1 manga, parts of 2 other books. 7 total if you want to be loose.

6. What were the names of the books you read?
The Rise of Renegade X by Chelsea Campbell

A Fatal Waltz by Tasha Alexander

Greenwitch by Susan Cooper

The Grey King by Susan Cooper

Hetalia vol 1 by Hideka Himaruya

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

7. Which book did you enjoy most?

OH MY GOSH REDUNDANT QUESTIONS MUCH. "Renegade X."
8. Which did you enjoy least?

Probably the bit of Faulkner that I read. It was from the POV of the most unpleasant character.
9. If you were a Cheerleader, do you have any advice for next year’s Cheerleaders?

All my cheerleaders were fantastic.
10. How likely are you to participate in the Read-a-thon again? What role would you be likely to take next time?

Reader.